2011年4月24日星期日

反贪会的幽默

日子过的有些沉闷?不妨重温一下反贪会的幽默。

The gung-ho of MACC versus Dr. Porntip


ABDUL RAZAK: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

PORNTIP: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

PORNTIP: All of them...The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ABDUL RAZAK: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

PORNTIP: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ABDUL RAZAK: And Teoh Beng Hock was dead at the time?

PORNTIP: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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And the best for last:

ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for blood pressure?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for breathing?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: How can you be so sure, doctor?

PORNTIP: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ABDUL RAZAK: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

PORNTIP: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.


( MALAYSIA BOLEH ?? )

9 条评论:

  1. 大哥,我把文章轉去我的blog了哦!

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  2. 标题不对,
    大马的傻Hai

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  3. 阿草,
    看了这个“笑话”,我们只有苦笑。

    伟翔,
    呵呵,材料交到了你手里,顿时生色不少。

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  4. can you show your source?

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  5. http://www.yasni.com/ext.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fgroups.google.com%2Fg%2Faf27fbc3%2Ft%2F835dfd5d7486e843%2Fd%2F31c29bf15c3f103a%253Fq%253D%252522Abdul%252BRazak%252522%252331c29bf15c3f103a%26ei%3DiGwTS6eaOpW8Qpmqic0O%26sa%3Dt%26ct%3Dres%26cd%3D32%26source%3Dgroups%26usg%3DAFQjCNE7a6r1SkIowdsXcqPvIkzSlZPNFw&name=Eruan+Abdul+Razak&cat=filter&showads=1

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  6. 你们不要生气啦...

    执政党是人民选出来的, 没有人民的支持, 他们哪里能够屹立不倒超过半个世纪?

    哈哈,他们的水准是是这样的啦, 已经算很能干了, 不然怎么那么高昂的 Malaysia Boleh? 所以习惯就好. :)

    朱秀才, 昨天我贴错留言了, 不该贴在你上一篇的文章里, 我搞错了, 哈哈,糊涂 liao...lao liao..呵呵 :) (it was not meant to be for that article,sorry sir...)

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  7. 芊芊,
    人民是生气了,什么样的政府,可以让它的人民这么生气!?

    小普,
    智障+大头病=智障脫序的行為。

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