日子过的有些沉闷?不妨重温一下反贪会的幽默。
The gung-ho of MACC versus Dr. Porntip
ABDUL RAZAK: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
PORNTIP: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
PORNTIP: All of them...The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ABDUL RAZAK: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
PORNTIP: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ABDUL RAZAK: And Teoh Beng Hock was dead at the time?
PORNTIP: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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And the best for last:
ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for blood pressure?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for breathing?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: How can you be so sure, doctor?
PORNTIP: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ABDUL RAZAK: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
PORNTIP: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
( MALAYSIA BOLEH ?? )
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笑不出!
回复删除~阿草
大哥,我把文章轉去我的blog了哦!
回复删除标题不对,
回复删除大马的傻Hai
阿草,
回复删除看了这个“笑话”,我们只有苦笑。
伟翔,
呵呵,材料交到了你手里,顿时生色不少。
can you show your source?
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回复删除你们不要生气啦...
回复删除执政党是人民选出来的, 没有人民的支持, 他们哪里能够屹立不倒超过半个世纪?
哈哈,他们的水准是是这样的啦, 已经算很能干了, 不然怎么那么高昂的 Malaysia Boleh? 所以习惯就好. :)
朱秀才, 昨天我贴错留言了, 不该贴在你上一篇的文章里, 我搞错了, 哈哈,糊涂 liao...lao liao..呵呵 :) (it was not meant to be for that article,sorry sir...)
反贪会的智障!
回复删除芊芊,
回复删除人民是生气了,什么样的政府,可以让它的人民这么生气!?
小普,
智障+大头病=智障脫序的行為。